The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Horton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.