The Phantom Holding Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.