The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Horton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.