The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Horton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.