The Late Scratch Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.