The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.