The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.