The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Horton, Horton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.