The Dropped Pass Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.