The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.