The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.