The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.