The Snap Count Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.