The Dropped Pass Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Horton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.