The Phantom Flag Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.
- Horton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.