The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The QB looks at Horton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
85%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.