The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Horton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.