The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.
- Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.