The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.