The Snap Count Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.