The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.