The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.