The Phantom Flag Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.