The Dropped Pass Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.