The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.