The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“The QB looks at Horton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.
85%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.