The Phantom Flag Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.