The Hamstring Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.