The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Horton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.