The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.