The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Horton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.