The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.