The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
80%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.