The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
85%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.