The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.