The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.