The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.