The Butter-Finger Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.