The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Etienne Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Etienne Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Etienne Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.