The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Etienne Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Etienne Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Etienne Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.