The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Etienne Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Etienne Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
78%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Etienne Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.