The Late Scratch Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Etienne Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Etienne Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Etienne Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.