The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Coach says Etienne Jr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Etienne Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Etienne Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.