The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Etienne Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Etienne Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
91%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Etienne Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.