The Late Scratch Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Homer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.