The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Homer gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Homer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.