The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Homer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Homer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.