The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Homer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Homer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.