The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.