The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Homer's stadium. Only over Homer.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Homer rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Homer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.